Rules of the UnMission

1 - What happens on the UnMission, will be told, re-told, elaborated, and made legend.

2 - Twat-blocking is the only identified sin on the UnMission and shall be punishable by death. One hand gesture warning will be given.

3 - Sloppy seconds are encouraged and appreciated

4 - Any and all emotional weaknesses and/or breakdowns will be referred to rule #1.

5 - The phrase "He wasn't that bad looking" shall replace the traditional "good morning."

6 - Illicit drug use is encouraged and will be referred to as "Body of Christ."

7 - All references to sexual acts will be addressed in the original biblical reference of "feet washing".

8 - Elaborate untruths explaining presence in Central America is mandatory.

9 - Stupid drunken mistakes are only permissible if both parties are too drunk to remember, otherwise refer to rule #1.

10 - UnMission will be immediately followed by being Born-Again so pretty much anything goes. (Except rule #2, even Baby Jesus (B-Jazz knows better.)