Monday, October 20, 2008

Soda Puta

Yes, you did not read wrong. We had lunch at a brothel! How can you hate a town whose best dining options also offer a backdoor to snatch vendors? This brothel comes complete with a parrot. We decided that if we had the time, we would teach it to say things like:

"Polly wants a piece of ass, SQUACK!"

"Here comes your wife. SQUACK!"

"Old Nasty Gringo, SQUACK!"

"That was quick. SQUACK!"

But, alas, it is time to move on...