Thursday, October 23, 2008

Two Words: Panty Puddles

We arrived in Boquete, Panama and the first thing we noticed is that there are a boatload of our pale-faced brotheren trying to take over the country. Apparently the AARP voted Panama in the top five places to retire in the world as the Panamanian governments official policy to the US is "Please Sir, may I have another?" There are more real estate agencies here than there are hotels. It is quite appalling.

So we scheduled a rafting trip for this morning. It's a beautiful place and all, but do all the gringos really need to move here, I mean, pa-lease! And then our guide walked up and the very site of him curled my toes. Good God, he is H-O-T Hot! I'm telling you. I think I may have spent two years slightly North of Latin Love God Heaven. Walking to the internet cafe I saw a guy manning a real estate office that made me want to play house.

Oh, the rafting was good too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And have you partaken of the Panamanian milk chocolate? Cuz mama wants some chocolate, if you know what I mean!!!

Anonymous said...

Pleez send pics of any H-O-T river guides, realtors, waiters, truck drivers, random men on the street etc........
Your verbal lust is NOT a sufficient substitution for the rest of us. :)
DMB