Okay... so it's been a while since we have written. Although I have got to say that Mona is NOT carrying her weight as far as posting goes. :)

We are now in Roatan, Honduras on the Bay Islands. We managed to make it out of Costa Rica and through Nicaragua without further incidents that involved hiding from puddlettes or pregnancy scares. I think it had something to do with the fact that we spent the majority of our time in Nicaragua, as well as Tegucigalpa, touring "cathedrals." We really aren't so dirty. Mona even took confession from the Teacher Fucker.

Anyway, we have come up with a theory that the closer you get to the Caribbean, the hotter the men are. So far this theory has held out.

On a sad note, alas, the UnMission is about to split. After Roatan, Mona will be headed to her beloeved Belize and I, Mona Berica, will go to Copan and then to Antigua. I am not sure how we will each fare without a wingman. hohum.

BUT... we still have a couple more nights to go out with a BANG!

to be continued......